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Ollie, you know you’re my brother. I can only hope that I’m half the husband you are, and when the time comes, half the dad. Sammy, the best man. No truer words were ever spoken. I trust you with my life because no matter what happens, I know you’ll always have my back. I love you, man.

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

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arizona joins the aesthetic movement

taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

(Source: queerajlee)

cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(Source: thirstiest)

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

17000dollars:

i need an adult.  i realize that i am technically an adult, but i really need an adultier adult