do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade
SO THE BACK DOOR IS OPEN AND SOME RANDOM KID HAS WALKED INTO MY HOUSE. HE IS LITERALLY JUST ROAMING AROUND THE HOUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN RANDOM CHILDREN WALK INTO YOUR HOME?
he keeps calling me daddy.
i am a female.
i hope you enjoy reblogging one of the scariest moments of my life. i was in the same house a a four year old serial killer.
are you my daddy?
I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed
My brain literally stopped working for a second