I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY MAKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING

I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY MAKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING

(Source: fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

(Source: hummel-colfer)

meladoodle: you’re supposed to catch me you fucker

meladoodle:

you’re supposed to catch me you fucker

chudobs: someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

  • 2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
  • 2012: fear that real life people find me on the internet.

imthejesusofsuburbia:

the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade

lumos5000:

amazingphanonfire:

phaandemonium:

phaandemonium:

phaandemonium:

SO THE BACK DOOR IS OPEN AND SOME RANDOM KID HAS WALKED INTO MY HOUSE. HE IS LITERALLY JUST ROAMING AROUND THE HOUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN RANDOM CHILDREN WALK INTO YOUR HOME?

he keeps calling me daddy. 

i am a female. 

i hope you enjoy reblogging one of the scariest moments of my life. i was in the same house a a four year old serial killer. 

are you my daddy?

cleadmau5:

larapeople:

I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed

My brain literally stopped working for a second

laughingstation:

Ugh, worst song ever. 

(Source: aaronhotchners)